Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"
Tags:service man, service men, military service, veteran, veterans, decorated veteran, decorated veterans, war veteran, war veterans, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, medal, medals, decoration, decorations, uniform, uniforms, military man, military men, presumption, presumptions, introduction, introductions, cocktail party, cocktail parties, mankoff
"I presume your innocence."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, money, stolen, theft, thief, thieves, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, innocent until proven guilty, presume, presumption, presumptions, presuming, presumption of innocence, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, wordplay, word play
'Bit the hand that fed me.'
"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."
Tags:geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, superficial, superficiality, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, snap judgement, snap judgements, snap judgment, snap judgments, book by its cover, judge, judges, judging, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, presume, presumes, presumption, presumptions, stereotype, stereotypes, nerdy, look, looks, appearance, appearances, appearing
"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
Tags:burgundy, wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, red wine, presume, presumes, presumption, presumptions, snob, snobs, snobbery, connoisseur, connoisseurs, wine lover, wine lovers, wine drinker, wine drinkers, alcohol, pairing, pairings, snooty, elitist, elitists, upper class, upper classes, aristocrat, aristocrats, aristocratic
"Next song's called Dirt-poor Boxcar Man which I wrote partly in the VIP lounge at JFK in my private limo on the way here tonight."
Tags:song, songs, singer, singers, singer-songwriter, artist, artists, privilege, entitlement, privileges, earn, right, rights, presumption, fake, false, falsehood, authentic, authenticity, poor, poverty, dirt-poor, boxcar, down, and, out, down-and-out, beggar, minstrel, pub, club, bar, gig, show, luxury, vip, limo, status, class, deception, rich, juxtaposition, lies
"May I call you 'Rover'?"
"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"
How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?
"I couldn't remember if you asked for a set of golf clubs or not, so I played it safe and got you a tool kit."
Tags:christmas, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, tool kit, tool kits, golf club, golf clubs, play it safe, playing it safe, tool kit, tool kits, tool box, tool boxes, toolbox, toolboxes, set of golf clubs, sets of golf clubs, dad, dads, husband, husbands, presumption, presumptions, presume, presumes, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, more work
"...or shall we go through the whole charade?"
'Tip? Sure. Don't be so presumptuous.'
'We feel it's rather presumptuous of you to think mergers apply only to life on earth!'
"I guess this means we're going steady."
"I want to return this. I bought it a couple of years ago. It was on sale. I don't have the receipt. I trust we can handle this in a friendly, civilized way."
Tags:baldo, idiot customer, idiot customers, dumb customer, dumb customers, customer, customers, retail job, retail jobs, retail work, sales clerk, sales clerks, return, returns, return policy, return policies, on sale, presumption, presumptions, presumptuous, store policy, store policies, entitled, entitlement, sense of entitlement
Sign on Geology classroom door: 'Don't take your teacher for granite'
"Hmmm.... a naive domestic border collie without any breeding, but I am amused by her presumption."
"You can show in the awards panel - I'm ready to be lionised."