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"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"
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"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"
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"Dolly --Gregory Strong, author of 'A World History of Cats.' Need I say more?"
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"I presume your innocence."
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"I've been around the world, Ms. McDowell. I have the tattoos to prove it."
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'Bit the hand that fed me.'
"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."
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"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"
"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
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"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"
How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?
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"I couldn't remember if you asked for a set of golf clubs or not, so I played it safe and got you a tool kit."
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"...or shall we go through the whole charade?"
'Tip? Sure. Don't be so presumptuous.'
'We feel it's rather presumptuous of you to think mergers apply only to life on earth!'
"I guess this means we're going steady."
"I want to return this. I bought it a couple of years ago. It was on sale. I don't have the receipt. I trust we can handle this in a friendly, civilized way."
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"Hmmm.... a naive domestic border collie without any breeding, but I am amused by her presumption."
"You should be able to get most of this on Amazon but if you have a problem shop local."
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