Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"
"I presume your innocence."
'Bit the hand that fed me.'
"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."
"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"
How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?
"I couldn't remember if you asked for a set of golf clubs or not, so I played it safe and got you a tool kit."
"...or shall we go through the whole charade?"
'Tip? Sure. Don't be so presumptuous.'
'We feel it's rather presumptuous of you to think mergers apply only to life on earth!'
"I guess this means we're going steady."
"I want to return this. I bought it a couple of years ago. It was on sale. I don't have the receipt. I trust we can handle this in a friendly, civilized way."
"Hmmm.... a naive domestic border collie without any breeding, but I am amused by her presumption."