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Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."
"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."
"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"
"Oh, I beg your pardon! I thought you were extinct."
"And here's one for you!"
A child offers an old man adult diapers in the grocery store.
"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"
'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'
'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'
'Tip? Sure. Don't be so presumptuous.'
"Our instructor is very strict...but I think he has a crush on me. Either that or he was giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."
"I want to return this. I bought it a couple of years ago. It was on sale. I don't have the receipt. I trust we can handle this in a friendly, civilized way."
'I'm afraid we can only ever be friends.' 'That's a little presumptuous of you, don't you think?'