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Shrinks in heaven
"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
Snow Globe Fortune Teller
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, imaginary, imagination, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, toy, toys, doll, dolls, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships problems, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, stove top, stove tops, toy kitchen, toy kitchens, boil, boiling, boil alive, boiling alive, play, playing, pretend, pretending
"Harvey! You come down here this instant!!"
Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
"And another thing …. You only pretend to hate the tobacco companies!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complaint, complaints, complaining, flaw, flaws, big tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, tobacco, smoking, pretend, pretending, incompatible, compatibility, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, irreconcilable differences
"Do you think it is easy to pretend to work?"
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believe
"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
Tags:poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, lie, lies, white lie, white lies, personal ad, personal ads, profile, profiles, dating profile, dating profiles, online profile, online profiles, date, dates, well-read, ad, ads, modern poet, modern poets, modern poetry, wallace stevens, pose, poses, poseur, poseurs, pretend, pretending, pretentious, pretentiousness, writer, writers, author, authors
"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, toy, toys, play, playing, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffy, stuffie, stuffies, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, tea set, high chair, high chairs, age, ages, appropriate age, news, identity, personal identity, development, truth, stuffed, tell, telling, make-believe, pretend, realistic, modern life
"I get it!"
Tags:science, pseudo, animals, history, olden days, ancient, space, cat, cats, stonehenge, ancient technology, ancient technologies, wonder of the world, wonders of the world, druid, druids, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, enlightenment, enlightened, get it, gets it, getting it, understanding, intelligence, animal intelligence
"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, pretend, pretending, role-playing, role-play, make-believe, imagination, imaginary, education, higher education, school, schools, university, universities, college, colleges, doctor of humane letters, doctorate, doctorate, honorary doctorate, honorary doctorate, degree, degrees, academic, academia, academics, modern kids, modern children, getting ahead, starting early, success, modern life
"Hey! Are you wearing a wedding ring?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, date, dating, dates, first date, flirt, fake, pretend, pretending, marriage, married, marry, infidelity, cheat, cheater, cheaters, puppet, puppets, hand puppet, hand puppets, single, alone, lonely, going crazy, nuts, nutcase, drunk
"Me TREE TOAD!"
Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle
Tags:trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, recycle, recycling, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, pretend, pretending, fake, throw away, throw out, bin, bins, can, cans, sorting garbage, sorting trash, sorting rubbish, sorting recycling
"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to have to act as if we have some kind of security system."
Tags:security, security system, security systems, building security, security desk, security desks, security guard, security guards, pretend, pretending, act, acting, performing, performativity, security screening, playing a role, playing a part, security check, security checks, bag check, bag checks, pointless, jsut for show
"You weren't supposed to see this."
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
Tags:lawn mower, lawn tractor, lawn, grass, mower, tractor, cutter, cut, cuts, conversion, converted, convert, sports car, car, cars, motor, motoring, motors, motor vehicle, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, auto mobile, pretend, pretending, pretends, save money, insurance, car insurance, close to home
"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, make-believe, pretend, pretending, bad sign, red flag, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs