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Shrinks in heaven
'Nederly doesn't even pretend to work here anymore.'
'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'
'What the... Eddie, check this out!'
'I figured out a way for us to get flu shots. Put on this mask and overcoat, and grab that walker over there.'
'Don't be fooled. They're not busy working. They're looking for where I hid the water cooler.'
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'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'
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'It helps to bring out the inner child.'
'Remember, if you speak to anyone I work with, try to pretend that I like my job.'
'The secret to success is to take while convincing people that you're giving.'
Please help - missed out on all of the fema scams.
New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.
'Ms. Jamison, bring me something to put on my desk.'
'Sweetheart, Daddy can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening and then probably schedule some tests.'
'get me some important papers to shuffle.'
'You'll love it over there as long as you can pretend to be Canadians.'
'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'
'I know it's not snowing, that's why I need lots of mashed potatoes to build a snow man!'
'Sure you can talk the talk... but can you walk the walk?'
'No, I can't be the horse, you have to be the horse!'
'Just pretend they're highway traffic cones.'
'This is a very difficult job. There's only so much you can pretend you're doing.'
'Thompson won't be in today. Who wants to look busy in his place?'
Image over Substance