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Shrinks in heaven
"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
"I get it!"
Tags:science, pseudo, animals, history, olden days, ancient, space, cat, cats, stonehenge, ancient technology, ancient technologies, wonder of the world, wonders of the world, druid, druids, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, enlightenment, enlightened, get it, gets it, getting it, understanding, intelligence, animal intelligence
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
Tags:lawn mower, lawn tractor, lawn, grass, mower, tractor, cutter, cut, cuts, conversion, converted, convert, sports car, car, cars, motor, motoring, motors, motor vehicle, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, auto mobile, pretend, pretending, pretends, save money, insurance, car insurance, close to home
Jack and Jill
"Just once I'd like to be accepted for who I'm not."
Tags:therapy, analysis, accepted for who i am, sayings, accept, accepts, acceptance, identity, identities, self-actualization, self-actualisation, self-actualize, therapist, therapists, self-esteem, low self-esteem, disguise, disguises, disguising, pretend, pretends, pretending, self-loathing, mankoff
The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart
"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"
Tags:neptune, pretend, pretends, pretending, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, game, games, childish, childishness, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, planet, planets, immature, immaturity, play pretend, plays pretend, unwind, unwinds, kick back, kicks back, kicking back, hobby, hobbies, silly, silliness, being silly, expert, experts, scientist, scientists
"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."
Tags:pr firm, p.r., public relations, public relations firm, public relations firms, hero, heroes, lie, lies, lying, heroic, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, representative, representatives, representation, pretend, pretends, pretending, misrepresent, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, positive spin, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, muse, muses
"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."
'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'
"My teddy bear performed our wedding ceremony an hour ago, Mommy...so who do Joey and I see to get a divorce?"
Tags:wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, divorce, divorces, annulment, annulments, annulled, teddy bear, teddy bears, imagination, pretend, pretends, divorce culture, modern life, modern family, modern families, play pretend, playing pretend, plays pretend, play house, playing house, child, kid, kids
"What are you doing with my bed spread?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, fantasy, fantasies, fantasize, fantasizes, fantasise, fantasises, fantasizing, fantasising, bedspread, bedspreads, bed spread, bed spreads, imagination, wages of sin, imaginary, imagine, imagining, crusader, crusaders, pretend, pretends, playing pretend, pretending, play pretend, plays pretend
'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'
'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'
Tags:bear, bears, dad, dads, father, fathers, scold, scolds, scolding, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, dad joke, dad jokes, soundalike, soundalikes, sounds like, dead, safety tip, safety tips, play dead, plays dead, playing dead, play possum, playing possum, plays possum, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders
'Blimey! She's good.'
"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"
Tags:bee, bees, busy, working hard, hard work, work, works, worker bee, worker bees, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, lazy, laziness, skive, skives, skiver, skivers, skiving, nap, naps, napping, relax, relaxes, relaxing, faking, faker, fakers, pretend, pretends, pretending, honeybee, honeybees, honey bee, honey bees, beekeeper, beekeepers, bee keeper, bee keepers
"Needless to say, in the course of redefining myself I've taken certain liberties with the factual record."
Tags:redefine yourself, redefining yourself, lie, lies, lying, job application, job applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, honest, honesty, truthful, truthfulness, fact, facts, pretend, pretends, pretending, change your identity, changing your identity, identity change, identity changes, take liberties, dishonest, dishonesty, come clean, comes clean, coming clean, new identity, new identities, qualification, qualifications, c/v, c/vs
"Since you insist on imagining yourself as always 39 years old, I thought it only appropriate to invite all your imaginary friends."
"It's like I've been 39 years old before."
'Can't we run a little and just pretend I'm chasing you?'