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"Regular service or affected?"
Tags:accent, accents, affects, affected, pretense, pretenses, choice, choices, ordering dinner, order, ordered, dining out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, fancy dining, fancy restaurant, haute cuisine, server, servers, service, waiter, waiters, foreign cuisine, foodie, foodies, date night, date nights, special meal, special meals, pretentious, pretension, ostentatious, affectation, ostentation, posturing, putting on airs, pretentiousness, snooty waiter, snooty waiters
"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"
Tags:body shaming, the emperor's new clothes, the emperors new clothes, public nakedness, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, children's story, children's stories, hans christian andersen, pretense, pretenses, weight problem, weight problems, fat problem, fat problems
'Nederly doesn't even pretend to work here anymore.'
"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
Tags:baseball, base ball, national, national anthem, anthem, us, usa, audience, audiences, the game, the big game, live sport, sport, sports, tv sport, effort, efforts, low effort, sing, singing, forgetting the words, lyrics, pretend, pretending, pretence, pretense, pretenses, star spangled banner, star-spangled banner, american pride, national pride, national identity, cultural identity, commit, non committal, non-committal
"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
Tags:poser, posers, phony, phonies, discontent, discontents, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, animal, animals, talking animal, post, postal, postal service, postman, postmen, post man, post office, media, media watchdog, watchdog, watch dog, pun, puns, guard, guard dog, pretense, pretenses, pretence, protest, protests, protesting, bark, barks, barking, pretend, all talk, fake news, fake, ombudsman, media watchdog, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, modern media, corrupt media, politics, political
I heard it's a diploma mill.
"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"
C.J. Yomp CEO: Door always open, walk in! Welcome!
"Why hide it. I do this for me."
Tags:businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, corporate environment, boss, bosses, greed, greediness, greedy, greeds, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, self interest, self-interest, self-interested, self interested, selfish, selfishness, selfish attitude, family life, family-life, honest, honesty, illusion, pretense, pretenses, family man, family men
"Good news, we don't have to pretend to be veggie this week, the butcher had a special offer on."
Tags:veggie, veggies, vegetarian, vegetarians, living cost, living costs, butcher, butchers, meat, grocery bill, grocery bills, food bill, food bills, cost of living, living expense, living expenses, pretense, pretenses, discount, discounts, special offer, alternative lifestyle, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, alternative lifestyles, money problems, money troubles
'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'
Real Estate Office and Pretend Estate Office.
'Is that you talking or Wikipedia?'
'It's a good quality sheep-skin alright, but the problem is that it is dry-clean only, otherwise, it shrinks...'
He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.
From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles
'If you take me shopping I'll pretend to be your girlfriend.'
The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark
'I called your office today, and they said you retired three years ago!'
"It says here that the government has stopped funding 'National Orgasm Day. . .' It seems that most women were just pretending to celebrate it. . ."
"There you are, sir. Pretend to enjoy."