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'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
Raking the neighbours leaves.
'The pound of cure is available as a generic but the ounce of prevention is by prescription only.'
'Of course I'm still sick! I couldn't afford the ounce of prevention, let alone the pound of cure.'
Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'
'It's my new anti-theft device. -I call it 'The Club'.'
Nicoderm expands its product line.
Bob realize that Heidi is on to his late night gallivanting.
'It's the only way we can keep the twins from messing with the tree.'
'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'
Santa is on break until 12:45.
To keep the kids from shaking the presents, the Milmonts got a Dispenso-Gift.
'We got tired of being broken into!'
Yes, you've reached the suicide prevention hotline...Yes, in fact out service does come with a guarantee...'
'Keep your guard up against flu.'