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'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'
'For seventy-five more dollars we can turn this into a Singing Angiogram.'
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.
"We have heard your demand for preventive health care. These things will now be available in the soda machines."
"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."
"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."
Cardiologist office sign reads beware of clog
"Well, then - two apples a day."
GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues...
'An ounce of prevention is now worth only half a pound of cure, but it was long overdue for a correction.'
'Oh, we have LOTS of expensive diagnostic equipment, but we need a note from your insurance provider to use it.'
'The good news is THIS TIME he's coming out the other side!'
'You can reduce your co-pay if you eat lots of chicken soup.'