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'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'
Democracy vs. Natural Selection.
In 2012, the Olympics decided to get awesome!
'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'
'You ask him to leave.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
Annual Run For Your Life 10 K.
"While they're filming, just let everything get away."
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"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."
Tags:smoker, smokers, secondhand smoke, second-hand smoke, passive smoking, passive smoker, passive smokers, smoking ban, smoking bans, smoke, smokes, smoking, big bad wolf, big-bad-wolf, wolf, wolves, villain, villains, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, fairy story, fairy stories, three little pigs, cigar smoke, cigarette smoke, predator, predators, prey, preys, threat, threats
"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
Tags:grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, sense of humour, sense of humor, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, old joke, old jokes, butt of the joke, cocktail party, cocktail parties, bear attack, bear attacks, wild animals
'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'
"That's why we never stop eating the grass."
"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
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"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
Tags:baby bear, baby bears, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, hiker, hikers, hiking, hike, hikes, hiked, pope, papacy, papacies, popes, predator, predators, prey, preys, bear attack, bear attacks, mothering instinct, mothering instincts, motherhood, mama bear, mama bears, rambler, ramblers, rambling, walker, walkers, countryside, protective instinct, protective instincts, protectiveness, wildlife
"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, weight problem, instinct, instincts, instinctive, primal instinct, primal instincts, blood, shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, diet plan, diet plans, good intention, good intentions, best intention, best intentions
"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"
The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
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'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'
'Yah, sure. You betcha. Go ahead and get the big net.'
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisherman, ice fishermen, fisherman, fishermen, fish, fishes, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing, hobby, pastime, pastimes, whale, whales, fishing bait, fishing baits, catch, catching, fishing net, fishing nets, surprise, prey, preys, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Okay, but irony aside, what happens once we get into their den?"
Tags:wolf in sheeps clothing, wolf in sheep's clothing, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, irony, ironic, ironies, wolf, wolves, den, wolves den, den, dens, role reversal, role reversals, role-reversal, role-reversals, sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, planning ahead, stunt, stunts, idiom, idioms, idiomatic expression, idiomatic phrase
"The system sucks."
Tags:rebel, rebels, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious, cat, cats, feline, felines, mouse, mice, rodent, rodents, mouser, mousers, ratter, ratters, fighting the system, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, rat, rats, food-chain, food-chains, pest, pests, pest control, pest controls