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"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
Tags:homework, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lying, owning up, own up, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, teacher, teachers, pupil, pupils, student, students, make it up, making up, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, essay, essays, writing essays, embellish, embellishing, embellishment, embellishments
"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."
Tags:kindergarten, primary school, kindergartens, primary schools, infant school, infant schools, bladder control, wetting yourself, kid, kids, child, young kid, young kids, young child, young children, little kids, perceptive, perceptiveness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, fidget, fidgeting, fidgeter, fidgeters, sit still, sitting still
"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, misbehave, misbehaving, time out, time-out, principal, principals, principals office, school, schools, primary school, elementary school, elementary schools, primary schools, name calling, education, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, headteacher, headteachers, headmaster, headmasters
'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'
"Your daughter is a pain in the ass."
Tags:honest, honesty, teacher, teachers, grade school, elementary, elementary school, elementary schools, secondary schools, secondary school, secondary, primary, primary school, primary schools, schools, children, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenthood, childhood, difficult, annoying, misbehaved, parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, conference, meeting, meetings, educators, educator, education, bad news, breaking the news, daughter, daughters
"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."
"But I gave my lunch money to the special yesterday."
Tags:bully, bullies, bullying, playground bully, playground bullies, lunch money, kid, kids, child, break, breaktime, playtime, recess, break time, playtime, school, schools, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary school, theft, thief, prosecutor, prosecutors, special prosecuter, special prosecutors, special counsel, independent counsel, independent prosecutor
"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."
Tags:kid, child, kids, childhood, prank, pranks, practical joke, practical jokes, trick, tricks, playtime, playtimes, play time, play times, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, recess, playground, playgrounds, elementary school, elementary schools, see saw, see-saw, see saws, see-saws, fly, flying, accident, accidents, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools
"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."
"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
Tags:school, schools, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, teacher life, educator, educators, math teacher, math teachers, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, student, students, teacher crush, young love, date, dating, dates, crush, crushes, math, mathematicians, mathematician, detention, detentions, secondary school, secondary schools, punishments, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, junior high school
'Turn on your cell phone, Mom. As soon as I learn the alphabet, I'll text you.'
"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."
Tags:child, kid, kids, childhood, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, schools, schools, teacher, teachers, parents evening, parent's evening, parents' evening, parents evenings, parent's evenings, parents' evenings, parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, student, students, personal style, personal styles, buzzword, buzzwords, jargon, falling behind, fallen behind, held back, being held back, unreasonable, unnecessary, teacher, teachers
"I fully expect the third grade to hold plenty of difficulties, but I've had a restful summer and think I'm up to whatever challenges I encounter."
Tags:interview, interviews, interviewer, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, news, news reporter, news reporters, news coverage, press, press coverage, press interview, man on the street, newscaster, newscasters, child, children, childhood, first day of school, first day back at school, summer vacation, summer break, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, third grade, optimism, optimistic, pre-game interview, pre-game interviews, challenges, overcoming challenges, gifted children, gifted student, gifted students, student, students, child, children, childhood, overachiever, overachievers
"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."
Tags:body piercing, body piercings, tongue piercing, tongue piercings, tongue stud, tongue studs, inconvenience, inconvenient, trade, trades, trading, swapsies, kid, kids, child, kindergarten, primary school, primary schools, kindergartens, lower school, lower schools, peanut butter, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, recess, sharing food, innocent, innocence
"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"
"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."
Tags:teacher, teachers, teaching, educator, educators, education, educate, student, students, primary school, primary schools, secondary school, secondary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, math, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, multiplication, multiplication table, multiplication tables, class room, class rooms, classroom, classrooms, maths, maths classroom, math classroom, emotion, emotions, new math, new maths, common core, tantrum, tantrums, meme, memes, talking back, back talking, teacher life
"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors, glasses, spectacles, nerd, nerds, nerdy, mock, mocks, mocking, geek, geeks, geeky, four eyes, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bully, bullies, bullying, namecalling, name-calling, elementary school, primary school, primary schools, elementary schools, stylish
"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"
Tags:tell time, tells time, telling time, big hand, little hand, hour hand, minute hand, clock, clocks, learn, learns, learning, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, teacher, teachers, schoolteacher, schoolteachers, primary school, primary schools, kindergarten, kindergarten teacher, kindergarten teachers
"Today in school we learnt how to recount to ten."
'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'
'Ah, here it is- section three, paragraph two: ‘console, but don't cuddle'.'
'Go ahead ... try to overwhelm us.'
"Talk about a bad day. It was take your child to work day and my Dad's the school principal."
Tags:father, fathers, dad, dads, take your child to work day, take your son to work day, principal, principals, school principal, school principals, bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, school, schools, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, bring your son to work day, complain, complains, complaining, hate school, hates school
'I see now! You're talking apples and I'm thinking oranges!'
'Hey, slow down. Can't you see this is a school zone?'