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"I wanted a toaster."
Tags:toaster, toasters, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, toast, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, toasts, fire, fires, prehistory, prehistoric, gift, gifts, present, presents, dissatisfied, cooking, early civilization, campfire, campfires, early civilisation, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, nag, nags, nagging, nagged
"That's the one I like best, but everyone else seems to like the other one."
"I met somebody with a hut."
Tags:social climber, social climbers, social climbing, early civilisation, early civilization, primitive civilization, primitive civilisation, cave dweller, cave dwellers, cave dwelling, hut, huts, girlfriends, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, boyfriend, boyfriends, wife, wives, husband, husbands, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, aspiration, aspirations, trading in, new model, better model
"Careful - they are armed and very religious."
Tags:flying saucer, flying saucers, spaceship, spaceships, space travel, space exploration, martian, martians, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, space-ship, space-ships, primitive society, primitive societies, primitive civilization, primitive civilisation, religious belief, religious beliefs, religious extremist, religious extremists
For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.
"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"
Tags:cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, neanderthal, neanderthals, emergency number, emergency numbers, 911, 999, emergency service, emergency services, dinosaur, dinosaurs, pterodactyls, pterodactyl, pterodactylus, pteranodon, pteranodons, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gathers, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, early civilization, early civilisation
"You did a bang up job with 'fire' and'wheel'...what can you do with 'waste management'?"
Tags:cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, fire, fires, wheel, wheels, hunter, hunters, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherers, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, waste management, waste manager, waste managers
'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'
'What I really hate about this language thing is that anybody can get a hold of me at any time!'
'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'
'Dang. I think my computer needs another update.'
"It did all that with only two thumbs."
'They're very advanced. They pray to a god called 'Dow Jones.''
Tags:stock market, stock markets, worship, worships, worshiper, worshipers, worshiping, primitive civilization, primitive civilisation, primitive civilizations, primitive civilisations, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, god, gods, idol, idols, deity, deities, belief system, greed, money, belief systems
"I just discovered something very interesting. Go down to the river...and you'll see it."
"My next discovery will be accident insurance."
Krog almost invents fire.
"They've done all the hunting and gathering. It's time we invented plundering!"
Tags:hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, hunting, plunder, plunders, plunderer, plunderers, plundering, invention, inventions, inventing, stealing, steal, steals, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, cavemen, caveman, primitive civilization, primitive civilisation
"I just invented the 'church' - It's for donating money to."
'Good evening, sir. Good evening, madame. Primitive or non-primitive?'
'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'
'Can't believe it: You've only just mastered fire and the first thing you do is start smoking!'
"Minimalism is boring. I want stuff."
Tags:principle, cause, movement, environment, environmentalism, environmental, environmentalist, minimal, minimalist, minimalists, minimalism, tiny home, tiny house, tiny home movement, clutter, stuff, retail, crap, consumer, consumers, consumerism, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, buy, purchases, debt, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, survive, survival, things, want, need, wants, needs, possessions, material possessions, own, culture, consumer culture, primitive civilization, primitive civilisation
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