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"I wanted a toaster."
"That's the one I like best, but everyone else seems to like the other one."
"I met somebody with a hut."
"Careful - they are armed and very religious."
"It's called Wheel. I hate these modern artists."
For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.
"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"
"You did a bang up job with 'fire' and'wheel'...what can you do with 'waste management'?"
'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'
'What I really hate about this language thing is that anybody can get a hold of me at any time!'
'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'
"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."
"It did all that with only two thumbs."
'Dang. I think my computer needs another update.'
'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'
'They're very advanced. They pray to a god called 'Dow Jones.''
"I just discovered something very interesting. Go down to the river...and you'll see it."
'I've invented the game show.'
"My next discovery will be accident insurance."
"They've done all the hunting and gathering. It's time we invented plundering!"
Krog almost invents fire.
"I just invented the 'church' - It's for donating money to."
'Good evening, sir. Good evening, madame. Primitive or non-primitive?'
'Primitive people drew symbols on paper to communicate, or as grandmom calls it, writing.'