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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."
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"This grown up coloring craze will fizzle in no time."
Tags:kid, child, children, caveman, cavemen, primitive man, primitive, ancient, primordial, cave drawings, parents, adults, colouring book, colouring books, coloring book, coloring books, adult colouring, adult coloring, cave painting, cave paintings, cave drawing, cave drawings, cave art, craze, crazes, fad, fads
"Does evolution make me look fat?"
"Break a leg!...as soon as you evolve one!"
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"Have you noticed a coarsening of the discourse lately?"
What's left of the ice age. Cheap.
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"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."
"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"
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"Nobody was interested in my invention. I'm trying to think of what else I could do with it."
"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."
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"Fi-fi-fo-fum, evolution here we come. Clap your fins, give three cheers. Let's evolve for millions of years. Yaaayy!"
"This thing is a bust. The cup holder won't stay on."
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The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.
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'Mental note to self...wait a minute...I don't have the brain capacity for that.'
'Oh, @#%! 3 million years to get half way up, now I have to start all over!'
'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'
I'm With Stooped
"Primordial soup again?"
'Excuse me waiter, but my primordial soup is literally teeming with life.'
'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'
'Darling, your soup is primordial.'
'My client asserts that walking on land was his idea and he therefore claims 50% of all subsequent profits.'
Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.
'Primordial soup, healthy & nurturing!'
"Are you covered in primordial slime again?"