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"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"
"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"
Nickel-and-dimed to death.
Spawn of Satan on board.
"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"
"I'm a huge fan of your work."
'These days it isn't enough to be qualified in just fire or brimstone. Today you have to be proficient in both.'
'I know that face! Don't tell me... 'Stars in their eyes.' Right?'
Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.
'Hmm... You're quite naughty, but I would hardly call you evil.' 'Tch! Talk about damning with faint praise.'
Arnold had not quite grasped the concept of Damnation!
'You mean we get to CHOOSE?!'
Staff Picks in Hell
"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."
'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'
Hell for bad doctors.
'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'
'Despite what you've heard, your son will be given every opportunity to succeed here.'
'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'
"It's God. Are you in?"
"I told you we were going down too deep!"
"Our mortgage isn't bad, but we pay through the nose for fire insurance."
The devil puts on a mask before looking in a mirror.
And today's winner of a special place in hell is...coffee cup lids that don't fit properly...