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The Princess And The Watermelon
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"How are the Royals doing?"
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"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
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"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."
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"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
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Rapunzel's Short-Lived Relationship With Icarus
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
"They're fixing the elevator on Monday."
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
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"Shucks, ma'am, that's what neighbors are for!"
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Rapunzel Plot Twist
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'Since when does the princess have to take orders from the chambermaid?'
"Fear not, my princess – the summer will come again, and, with it, the children gladly return to build us new castles in the sand!"
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"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"
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"Now that I'm no longer a frog, I'd like to focus on my career."
The princess and the pea.
"It makes me feel better about myself."
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"And just why is this knight different from all other knights?"
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New Chess Pieces
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"My life's a goddamn fairy tale."
"My mother gives me a weekly allowance, but my father gives me soft money."
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