Principal's Office Cartoons and Comics

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

''What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is all well and good, but this happens to be Windmill Point Elementary School.'

"You'd think a teacher shortage would make it easier to get away with stuff."

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"Just so you know, I've got the principal on speed dial."

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

"Son, your teacher tells me you have sinned."

"Fashion statement??? I thought you were in trouble for playing hooky."

"Ms. Trevor growled at me."

"But enough about me, what's new with you?"

"Do you come here often?"

'I think it's time you discuss the facts of life with your son. he's been telling his classmates you got him on eBay.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 2: 'Ok, class. . . who was the king of England when the United States won it's independence?'

"You don't have to worry about ending up here. I have tenure."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

"Well, in my professional opinion you should advocate for a two day suspension. Long enough for Mrs. Banks to cool down the commotion, but not long enough to get on your parents nerves at home."

'You just hold the sign when they cross the street, Kevin- It's none of your affair whether they're in this country legally or not.'

"Just a heads-up...trying to bribe her with cafeteria tater tots doesn't work."