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No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'
"They fixed the printer."
The Short-Lived Laser Pointer/Printer Combo.
And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
"Out of toner."
"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
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"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail
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"And this baby can print forty pages before you can say 'whoops'."
A pencil with a Print and Delete function.
'I'm sorry but this computer coupon is good only when printed on a color printer.'
Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'
A man entering an office copy room notices a sign above the copier that reads "Temporarily not out of order".
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'Would you mind holding my printer, my other phone is ringing!'
'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'
My report may be a little hard to read. The toner cartridge was on empty when I printed the report.
A snake charmer charms listing paper
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"It will be a business lunch, so we'll need a fax machine, a scanner and printer on the table."
"Single sided, multi-copy, full colour printing... It would seem passive aggression has been taken to a new level!!"
'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'
Gutenberg invents the paper jam.
"Your pigment is out of toner."
'Computer printer ink! We're gonna be rich!'