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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
The Short-Lived Laser Pointer/Printer Combo.
And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
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"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail
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A pencil with a Print and Delete function.
'I'm sorry but this computer coupon is good only when printed on a color printer.'
Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'
1907: An unfortunate mis-print ruins Baden-Powell's first book launch.
A man entering an office copy room notices a sign above the copier that reads "Temporarily not out of order".
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'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'
My report may be a little hard to read. The toner cartridge was on empty when I printed the report.
"It will be a business lunch, so we'll need a fax machine, a scanner and printer on the table."
'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'
Gutenberg invents the paper jam.
"Your pigment is out of toner."
'Computer printer ink! We're gonna be rich!'
"Why is this certificate all wet?"
'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'
At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."
Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.
Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. Part # AB6 is an ink cartridge.
'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.