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'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
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"Hmm... Better look into those Clintons."
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"They fixed the printer."
"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."
And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
"No movie deal yet, but Kinko's extremely interested in the idea of making multiple copies of your screenplay."
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"Out of toner."
We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
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"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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"Where's my homework? Haven't you heard? Print is dead."
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"And this baby can print forty pages before you can say 'whoops'."
A pencil with a Print and Delete function.
8000BC invention of the printing process.
'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'
1907: An unfortunate mis-print ruins Baden-Powell's first book launch.
'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'
Large Print Laptop.
'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'
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A snake charmer charms listing paper
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'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'
"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."
'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'
'I hate to complain, but papering my cage with computer printouts just isn't the same as good old newspapers.'