Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'
"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
Tags:rembrandt, dutch, painter, painters, printmaker, printing, prints, print, rembrandt harmenszoon van rijn, rembrandt van rijn, white, whites, heterosexual, heterosexuals, male, males, men, identify, identity, group think, identifying, white man, while heterosexual male, privilege, white privilege, male privilege, heterosexual privilege, double standard, prejudices, reveal, white men
"They fixed the printer."
And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
Tags:t-shirt, t-shirts, custom, customised, customized, customisation, customization, cigar store, cigar stores, cigar shop, cigar shops, insensitive, insensitivity, nasty, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, print, prints, printing, printing store, ledge, ledges, talk down, talks down, talking down, jumper, jumpers, jumping
"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
Tags:technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating
A pencil with a Print and Delete function.
8000BC invention of the printing process.
'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'
'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'
1907: An unfortunate mis-print ruins Baden-Powell's first book launch.
Large Print Laptop.
'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'
'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'
"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."
'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'
"Call the staffing agency and cancel. I made this guy with a 3-D Printer."
Tags:3-d printer, staffing, office, medical, healthcare, nurse, doctor, short staffed, business, technology, it, professions, cloning, 3d, 3d printer, employment, employ, employers, employee, hr, human resources, technology, development, 3d printing, printing, 3-d, additive manufacturing, am, staff, staffing
'I hate to complain, but papering my cage with computer printouts just isn't the same as good old newspapers.'
'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'
'There's an email for you, it said not to print it out!'
'Computer printer ink! We're gonna be rich!'
At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."
Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. Part # AB6 is an ink cartridge.
"I bring my camera, but forget to take pictures. I need a better memory card."
Tags:digital camera, memory card, sd card, sd cards, memory cards, digital cameras, camera, cameras, photographer, photographers, photograph, photographs, photo, photos, photography, digital processing, printing, print photos, selfies, getting prints, ordering prints, pictures, dementia, memory lose, aging, alzheimer's, senior moment, memory loss, health, mental health, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent mindedness