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"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat
'I hate to complain, but papering my cage with computer printouts just isn't the same as good old newspapers.'
'Oh good! You fetched a printout of the internet version of the newspaper.'
"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"
'Sorry, I'm kind of nostalgic. This is a printout of my first online flame war.'
'I made you a Father's Day card on the computer and printed it all by myself.'
"Riding Low magazine sent me some cool wallpapers!"
'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'
"Today's circular has numerous errors! Car batteries are not $2, tires are not 99 cents and air filters are not free!"
"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."
'Billy, you will have your computer print out ‘I will not chew gum in class one million times.''