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'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
Tags:nixon, elect, election, elections, time, time passing, passing, shipwrecked, shipwreck, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, marooned, maroon, maroons, castaway, ship wreck, ship wrecked, politics, american politics, american, america, united states, politicians, political figure, political figures, government, reference, history, modern history, modern life, behind the times, sign, signs, support, supporter, supports, supporting, signage
"Why, you poor child. You're running right over to Brooks Brothers."
". . . It's my birthday and only good things will be allowed to happen today."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, unreliable, unreliability, manager, managers, business manager, birthday, birthdays, cancelled appointment, cacnelled appointments, canceled appointment, canceled appointments, business managers, boss, bosses, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, good things, incompetent, incompetence
Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations
"I know I'm perjuring myself, but I'm trying to make a point!"
Tags:perjury, committing perjury, liar, liars, lying, courtroom, courtrooms, court of law, legal system, the legal system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, priorities, argument, arguments, making a point, winning arguments, mistake, mistakes, big mistakes, fake news, making it up
Top concern: stop Sharia Law
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
Tags:food poisoning, restaurant, restaurants, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, food review, food reviews, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, tender stomach, tender stomachs, tender tummy, tender tummies, illness, illnesses, outbreak, outbreaks, foodborne illness, foodborne illnesses, foodborne disease, foodborne diseases, foodborne pathogen, foodborne pathogens, bacteria, virus, viruses, contaminate, contaminated, contaminant, contaminants, sickness, priority, priorities
"Community service? You mean around regular people?"
Tags:community service, sentence, sentences, judge, judges, court, in court, court of law, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, privileges, privileged, privilege, ungrateful, spoilt, guilt, guilty, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar crimes, white collar criminals, corrupt, corruption
"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."
Tags:black humour, dark humour, deathbed, on your deathbed, busy, business, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, phonecall, phonecalls, end of life, dying, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"
Tags:truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, tuckers, long distance, long distances, safety, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, prioritise, prioritises, prioritising, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, fender bender, fender benders, road safety, highway safety, change lanes, changes lanes, changing lanes
"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"
Tags:illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, visual illusion, visual illusions, mirage, mirages, trick of the light, trick of the light, big question, big questions, important question, important questions, desert, deserts, lost in the desert, stranded, abandoned, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, müller-lyer illusion, the müller-lyer illusion, hallucination, hallucinations
"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."
"Are we gonna have to scrape the Daddy decal off the minivan?"
Tags:divorce, divorces, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, decal, decal, car sticker, car stickers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, daddy, daddies, dad, dads, father, fathers
New Mothers and Priorities
"What do you mean, 'When did I have the time to have an affair??!' I MADE the time!"
Tags:affair, affairs, politician, politicians, scandal, scandals, press conference, press conferences, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, unfaithfulness, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad husband, bad husbands, spouse, spouses, president, presidents, presidential, white house, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, alpha, alpha males, sleaze, sleazy, sleazebag, sleazebags, scumbag, scumbags
"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."
Tags:superficial, superficiality, modern life, modern marriage, modern marriage, compatible, compatibility, couple, couples, good couple, good couples, suitable, suitability, rich person, rich people, thin, priority, priorities, perfect couple, perfect couples, honest, honesty, frank, frankness, direct, proposal, proposals, proposing
"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, expensive lawyer, expensive lawyers, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corporate law, conflict, conflict of interest, conflicts on interest, legal conflict, legal conflict, selfish, selfishness, self importance, self important, greed, greedy, greediness, priorities, legal fee, legal fees
"What were you texting that was so important?"
Tags:text, texts, texting, texting and driving, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, mistake, messages, messaging, mistakes, modern life, modern attitudes, irresponsible, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones
"I'm giving you the best advice I can. Early care and a few simple preventive measures can save your credit rating."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, preventative measure, preventative measures, doctor's clinics, hospital, credit rating, credit ratings, hospitals, credit score, credit scores, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, financial advice, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, doctor's appointments
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
Tags:cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, priorities
"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
Tags:life guard, life guards, king, kings, royal, royals, dilemma, dilemmas, conundrum, conundrums, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, royalty, lifeguard, lifeguards, incompetent, incompetence, social rules, social niceties, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, drowning, drowning man
"He makes it look so damn easy."
"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."