Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.
'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'
'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'
'Gentlemen, I suggest we learn to swim.'
'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''
Sign on gallow steps; "Watch your step".
In a world where spelling doesn't count.
'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'
Business isn't booming.
'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'
'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'
'Your credit has cleared, so the doctor will see you now.'
'Stop staring at me!!!'
'Hey, Shelly had bad days too. Wasn't much of a sailor, either.'
Mechanics price list.
'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'
Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"
'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'
'Until that rash goes away, I want you to avoid large rabbits.'
'You can't leave me like this Helen.....at least get me my pipe and slippers.'
Dandelions from around the world.
'Your dad bought you makeup for your birthday....try to act pleasantly surprised.'
'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'
"We don't know what it is, but according to the x-ray, it's sticking to your ribs."