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"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."
"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"
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"The cat misses licking your hair."
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"How do I get an outside line?"
'Three life sentences, but hey, you're trending on twitter...'
"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"Six years in Rahway state prison does not make me from New Jersey."
'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'
"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."
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'I Thomas Lubanga beg you to send me to prison instead.'
"It's just what I've always said; prisons are just too damn soft...!"
"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
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"Been here long....?"
"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."
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'Just because you're the lowest scum of the Earth, a complete misfit of society, a smalltime worthless punch, doesn't mean I won't give you a fairy trial.'
'Prison has rehabilitated me, I haven't pinched a car for 6 months.'
"I'm sure you remember when community service was something only nice people did."
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"Apparently, you're supposed to wait for them to grope you before you take them out."
'I got 10 years and my lawyer got 15!'
Prisoner making hash marks all over his cell and his cellmate.
"Keeping track of how long you've been here?"
"This is Lucy, she'll be the chef-in-residence for the next six to twelve months."
Back in 2 to 5 years.