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'Hey kid, what are you in for?'
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
Tags:bakery, bakeries, pastry shop, pastry shops, display, displays, display case, display cases, baked goods, pastries, pastry, muffin, muffins, baker, bakers, cashier, cashiers, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisons, incarceration, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, through the glass
"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
Tags:execution, executions, death penalty, the death penalty, electric chair, the electric chair, lethal injection, lethal injections, death row, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, death row lawyer, death row lawyers, capital punishment, low iq, iq, incompetent, incompetence, temporary insanity, temporarily insane, legal system, the legal system, illogical, irrational, insanity defense, insanity defence, defense lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, criminal prosecution
A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, arrested, locked up, incarceration, imprisoned, delay, delays, delaying, avoiding, avoidance, putting off, inevitable, distracting, distraction, distractions, unsuccessful, procrastination, procrastinating, stalling
"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, in prison, in jail, in gaol, gaol, jail, gaols, jails, cellmate, cellmate, inner child, the inner child, embezzler, embezzlers, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzling, psychobabble, criminal, criminals, corrupt, corruption
"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, kennel, kennels, the kennels, locked up, prison, prisons, jail, jails, doing time, done time, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, bad dog, bad dogs, prison tattoo, prison tattoos, mohawk, mohawks, bad habit, bad habits, bad influence, bad influence, life choice, life choices, smoking, smoker, smokers
"Honey, can we talk?"
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, criminal, criminals, in jail, in prison, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationship, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, reconcile, reconciling, visiting hours, visiting time, prison visiting hours, social visit, social visits, visitation, visitations
"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, money, government, law and order, bank, banks, banking, check, checks, bounced check, bounced checks, bad check, bad checks, insufficient funds, loan, loans, debt, in debt, jail, jails, prison, prisons, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, banker, bankers, non-sufficient funds
A prisoner dreams of sheep jumping over the walls of the jail.
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, dream, dreams, dreaming, sleeping, escape, escapes, escaping, jailbreak, prison break, breaking out, jumping the fence, jumping, animal, animals, sheep, wall, walls, fence, fences, jumping over, getting out
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
"I should have listened when it said 'this call is being monitored for your protection'."
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
Tags:prison, prisons, prison cell, prison cells, prisoner, prisoners, con, cons, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, prisonbreak, escape, escaping, escape plan, escape plans, breakout, breakouts, diy, do up, doing up, decorate, decorating, fixing up, fix up, fixer upper, leaving, leave, leaves, moving, move, moving home, moving homes
'Before you're released, would you mind taking our exit survey?'
"Crime, as I conceptualized it, didn't pay."
Tags:play tag, plays tag, playing tag, tag, game, games, you're it, tortures, game, games, making the best of it, make the best of a bad situation, bad situation, bad situations, medieval, dungeon, dungeons, cellmate, cellmates, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, imprisoned, jailed, jailer, jailers
"Life Without Parole"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, parole, life without parole, sentence, sentences, life sentence, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisoned, imprisonment, trapped, stuck, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, metaphor, metaphors
"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupid
"If I'm to continue proclaiming your innocence, you'll have to tell me where you've hidden the money."
Tags:law, laws, law and order, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, mafia bosses, mob boss, mob bosses
"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
"I can't believe they convicted me without a body."
'The bad news is you're to be executed at dawn. The good news is your executioner is not a morning person.'