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The NHS Response to Change: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Wouldn't know Evil if it Sat on His Face.
'Well your balance is OK...now let's check your credit card rating.'
"We've decided not to treat private patients in the hospital anymore...we're treating them at a brand new state of the art facility on the other side of the car park."
'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'
Please take a number and prepare for and incredibly tedious wait.
"I'm sorry to tell you, that after your operation your wallet will never be the same!"
'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'
'. . . you might have to go private.'
"By the way, I can't afford your fees."
Private Consultant: Keep Out!
Temperature / Blood Pressure / Finances
'Mr Lansley went private to have his head on the pole.'
'No, Doctor Kevorkian does not make out the menu!'
MRI and CAT Scans costing a lot.
'Very private healthcare'