Private Practice Cartoons and Comics

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.

Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers

'I'll talk to the animals for £250 an hour.'

'Don't get your hopes up. In private practice, malt whisky and havana cigars mean you're terminal.'

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'

Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer

"It's the usual story - Harvard Medical School, internship in a big hospital, a few years with a group, then I went into private practice."

Walter P. Bernbeam: Fornicator - Wastrel - Lush

"I'm sorry. The doctor no longer makes phone calls."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

'The usual story - medical school, internship, a couple of years with a group, and then I went into private practice.'

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"We'll have to open you up again - We need to settle a bet."

'I know your bill's exorbitant but you have to remember that the longer the disease name, the higher the fee...'

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

Temperature / Blood Pressure / Finances

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

I'm sorry about Chiquita but I'm not in private practice any more

'Let's try the Good Doctor/Bad Doctor routine.'

"The franchising opportunities could be unlimited!"