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Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.
'I told you this was going to be a very invasive surgery,'
'Sorry, I'm a doctor. If you want that looked at, you'll have to make an appointment like everyone else.'
(General admission) (Private screening)
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Too Much Information
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Puss in Bootcamp
"Attention!...Where's Private Zinger?"
'Private! That is private!'
"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."
Tags:military training, army recruitment, armed forces, soldiers, boot camps, armies, downsize, army, marines, soldiers, boot camp, sergeant, sgt, nco, military training, military discipline, military ranks, military recruit, downsizing, downsizes, downsized, enlisted men, officers, private, privates, size, small, smallness, small men, small man, height requirement, defence budget, defence budgets, height requirements
Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.
Captain Obvious early in his career.
'Group of doctors and surgeons peeking under a patient's sheet - all laughing at his private parts.'
'...I know we're lemmings, but could you just let me go to the bathroom once by myself?'
Tags:lemming, lemmings, follow, follows, following, followed, follower, followers, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, anger, angers, angry, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustrated, frustration, nature, natures, trait, traits, private, privates, privacy, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'
'Thorag forget I always do 'cup check' before every hunt.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, cup, cups, cupped, cupping, protect, protects, protection, protections, check, checks, checking, checked, pain, pains, painful, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgotten, protective gear, private, privates, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Boy scout saluting soldier.
'I keep yelling at my privates.'
'Why Colonel Sanders' Chicken Crossed the Road...'
General admission - Private showing.
'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'
'I bet Private O'Brien won't misplace the company flag again, eh, Sarge?'
'Please shred all of the napkins we wrote anything on.'
The true story of how David brought down Goliath.
'You're right, private. It's not in the army regulations.'