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"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"
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"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"
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'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'
Dog Show: Great Dane Category.
Customer can't find anybody in customer service window which has customer service awards.
'You may all ready be a WEINER'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'
Cat Show - best generic cat.
Dog Show: Worst of Breed
Cat Show: Most Arrogant
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'Oooh watch your step, that's my Nobel Prize. I wonder how it got down there, crazy Nobel Prize.... Nobel Prize.'
'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'
You're only the 795,209 person to visit this site, so you've won nothing!!!
"...And the award for the best message in a bottle goes to..."
'You may already be a winner in the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes!'
'Hey son, I'm to look under my cap to see if I won a free soda.'
"Congratulations! Your name has been selected to be removed from our mailing list."
'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'
'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'
I won THAT Pulitzer for a drug name.
Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.
"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."
'Yes, I won an award because of my services for modern arts. I quit acting, singing, writing and painting.'
"Beware of incoming begging letters, but there's no need to stop sending ours out!"