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Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper

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'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

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Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

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Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

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'How do you want it - the crystal mumbo jumbo or the statistical probability?'

'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'

Spot's favourite trick was to take a friend deep into the forest and baffle them with the laws of probability...

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.'

'Schrodingers cat suit'

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