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Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
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"Why do you always assume it's a sore throat?"
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'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'
'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'
"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."
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"So how much will the new IT system cost?"
The theory of probability...
Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.
Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House
'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'
Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.
Department of Probability
'How do you want it - the crystal mumbo jumbo or the statistical probability?'
'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'
Spot's favourite trick was to take a friend deep into the forest and baffle them with the laws of probability...
If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.
"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."
Probability: 10,000-1, 150-1, 6-1, 2-5, 1-20, 50-1, 10,000-1.
Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.
"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."
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Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.
The statistician marrying the probability expert...
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The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.'
'Schrodingers cat suit'