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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
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"I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot probe."
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"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."
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'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'
'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'
"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."
"I just KNEW something like this would happen when I switched health plans. The old plan let me pick my own doctors!"
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Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.
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"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."
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"I'd like to say 'Hi' to my granddaddy in Roswell, New Mexico."
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"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."
'Probe? Oh, gosh no. With us we give everyone we abduct an alien robe.'
'So you want me to travel eleven million light years, make first contact with a far-off race, and do what exactly?'
Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.
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"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"
Valentines for Republicans
"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"
'Due to the insider trading probe, Mr. Haskell prefers to do plein-air trading on the roof.'
"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."
'We may have to postpone medically probing you until we can confirm you have insurance to pay for it.'
'I was abducted by aliens, but they wouldn't probe me because I didn't have health insurance.'
'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'
"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"
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