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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'
It's entirely your choice: a crop circle followed by a probing, or a probing followed by a crop circle
Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.
'Time for your yearly rectal exam.'
Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.
Valentines for Republicans
"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
"Yes, you'll do it? Or yes, you wish I were dead?"
'I was abducted by aliens, but they wouldn't probe me because I didn't have health insurance.'
'Not to worry. You're part of our Catch and Release program. A quick probe, you're tagged and then we throw you back.'
'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'
Other than the countless probings, how would you rate your stay with us?
Alien's bumper sticker - 'How's my probing?'