Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
Tags:probe, probes, probing, alien probe, alien probes, alien abduction, alien abductions, abduct, abducts, abducting, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, false advertisement, false advertisements, false advertising, valentine, valentines, request, requests, requesting, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, woo, woos, wooing, romance, romances, romancing, valentine's day, valentines day, flowers, chocolates, seduce, seduces, seduction, seductions
"I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot probe."
Tags:probe, probes, probing, alien probe, alien probes, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martians, earth, earth from space, spaceship, spaceships, ufo, flying saucer, flying saucers, 10 foot pole, aversion, averse, idiom, idioms, wouldnt touch it with a barge pole, barge pole, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words
'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'
It's entirely your choice: a crop circle followed by a probing, or a probing followed by a crop circle
Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.
Tags:aliens, alien, martian, sci-fi, science-fiction, sci fi, martians, outer space, space ship, flying saucer, flying saucers, ufo, u.f.o., ufology, probe, probes, probing, science fiction, welcome sign, signs, road, travel, transportation, transport, alien probe, alien problems, welcome sign, welcome signs
'Time for your yearly rectal exam.'
Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.
Tags:moses, red sea, the parting of the red sea, sea, water, parting sea, parts sea, metal detector, metal detectors, sensor, sensors, prospecting, salvage, survey, search, probe, bible, exodus, technology, probes, probing, loose change, spare change, opportunist, opportunists, opportunism, opportunity, take advantage, taking advantage, book of exodus
Valentines for Republicans
"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, space, outer space, alien abduction, alien abductions, abduction, abductions, abductee, abductees, kidnapping, victim, victims, probe, probes, probing, exam, exams, examination, examinations, medical, medicine, belly fat, stubborn, stubborn belly fat, fat, obese, overweight, overeating, beer belly, beer bellies, chubby, weightloss, weight-loss, losing weight, slimming down, health, unhealthy, obesity crisis, solution, solutions, solve, cure, cures, treatment, treatments
"Yes, you'll do it? Or yes, you wish I were dead?"
Tags:argue, argument, arguing, argues, argued, wish you were dead, wish i were dead, husband, husbands, partner, partners, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, relationship, relationships, row, rows, squabble, bicker, squabbles, bickers, fight, fighting, insult, insulting, do it, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, questioning, probing, provoking
'I was abducted by aliens, but they wouldn't probe me because I didn't have health insurance.'
'Not to worry. You're part of our Catch and Release program. A quick probe, you're tagged and then we throw you back.'
'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'
Other than the countless probings, how would you rate your stay with us?
Alien's bumper sticker - 'How's my probing?'
"You caught it, you probe it."
Tags:husbands, husband, wives, wife, married, marriage, alien, aliens, spaceman, spacemen, probe, probed, alien abduction, spaceship, abduct, abducts, abducting, abducted, caught, catch, catches, catching, probe, probes, probing, probed, alien probing, sci-fi, science fiction, screenplay writer, screenplay writers, bitter relationships, bitter relationship
Employees must wash hands before probings