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Shrinks in heaven
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, men
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, poultry, problem, problems, next, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, next in line, cashier, cashiers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, competition, competitions, rivalry, rivalries, competing
"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
"May I get an equation in edgewise."
Tags:scientists, scientist, science, math, maths, mathematics, mathematicians, mathematician, equation, equations, equate, problem, problems, problem solving, problem-solving, problem solvers, problem solver, in edgewise, opinion, opinions, hogging, hogger, solving, solve, a word in edgewise, not listening
"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, mortician, morticians, embalmer, embalmers, make-shift, makeshift, selling, sell, seller, sellers, selling the house, property value, property values, real estate, real estate agency, real restate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, value, values, money, house, houses, home, homes, problem, problems, issue, issues
"It's dislocated, alright."
"What's wrong, Dear—M-1,M-2, M-3 or Me?"
Tags:money, finances, banker, bankers, banking, money supply, deposit, deposits, m-1, m-2, m-3, economy, economics, asset, assets, anxious, nervous, upset, stressed, anxiety, worried, worrying, worries, stress, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, financial troubles, money troubles, money problems, financial problems, problem, problems
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
Tags:lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople
'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'
"We blew a fuse."
Tags:science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, assistant, assistants, electricity, power, electric, electronic, electronics, blew a fuse, blow a fuse, fuse, fuses, off, no power, blackout, blackouts, problem, problems, technology, modern life
"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
Tags:leaving for work, going to work, getting dressed, getting ready, morning, mornings, fashion, style, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, woman, women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, female empowerment, working woman, working women, househusband, househusbands, job, jobs, work, working, career, careers, business, breadwinner, breadwinners, modern life, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, businessman, businessmen
"I'm not very good at delivering bad news so you're perfectly fine."
"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, talking car, talking cars, hood, hoods, car hood, car hoods, bonnet, bonnets, car bonnet, car bonnets, open and close, wrong, problem, problems, bad mechanic, bad mechanics, bad service, bad customer service, useless
"Under new business: Peterson, at Hammond Point Beach, reports that a person in the water is flailing about and calling for help. Peterson wants to know what action, if any, he should take."
Tags:rescue, rescuing, initiative, meeting, meetings, inefficient, inefficiency, life guard, life-guard, lifeguards, discuss, discussing, discussion, business, businesses, boardroom, boardrooms, problem, problems, decision, decisions, indecisive, agenda, agendas, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, bureaucracy, pointless, initiatives
'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
Tags:space, moon, rock, space man, space men, space woman, space women, space person, crater, earth, universe, problem, galaxy, planet, space suit, riddle, train, station, maths, mathematics, houston, outer space, night, question, answer, problems, gravity, trig, trigonometry, word, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, date night, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, disagreement, disagreements, decision, decisions, deciding, choice, choices, choosing, pizza, topping, toppings, solve, consensus, impossible, reaching a consensus, deciding what to eat, choosing what to eat, difficult, problem, problems
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, luggage, baggage, bag, bags, lost, lost & found, lost and found, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, problem, problems, customer service, service, modern life, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, traveling, travelling
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, sign, signs, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, label, labels, personality, personalities, problem, problems, issue, issues, dishonesty, dishonest, liar, liars, chatty, satanist, satanists, clingy, party favor, party favors, party favour, party favours, character flaw, character flaws, psychology
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, race, races, racing, leader, leaders, misdirect, misdirects, sprint, sprints, sprinter, sprinters, athlete, athletes, athletics, lane, lanes, problem, problems, lane direction, lane directions, stay in lane, stays in lane, staying in lane, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I hate this damn thing!"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, computer, computers, computer problem, computer problems, technology, problem, problems, information technology, i.t., it, modern life
'We <html> <head> <body> <div class='main'> <ul>... In class today.'
"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages