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"I had a nightmare that you and Dad woke up one day on the wrong side of history."
Tags:kid, kids, son, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, problem child, precocious, bedtime, bed, night, night time, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, wrong side of history, slogan, slogans, scare, scared, fear, fearmongering, scaremongering, media, kids say the darndest things, media, coverage, politics, political, generation difference, responsibility, responsible, take action, actions, action, consequence, consequences, future, investing in the future, plan, planning, planning ahead, history, history books, historical
"This one can be a problem. He's the class clown and his material is so good, it's hard not to laugh."
Tags:school, schools, classrooms, classroom, classes, class clown, class clowns, comedian, comedians, comedy, comic, comics, stand-up, stand-ups, standup, standups, problem child, problem children, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, student teachers, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, train, trains, training
"That's Miss Mason's third cup of coffee, and she'll blame me for raising her blood pressure."
Tags:coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, teachers lounge, teacher's lounge, teachers lounges, teacher's lounges, blood pressure, high blood pressure, elementary school, primary school, teacher, teachers, teaching, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, problem child, problem children, problem student, problem students
"I don't know, but I think it has something to do with Bubba Edwards being in my class this year."
Damaged Child, Problem Child, Management Problem, Society's Problem, End of Problem.
"I have two wonderful kids. Three if you count the young offender."
"The school just called to say they're naming the detention room after you!!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, but you can't change seats to et away from a problem child, if that child is yours."
Tags:airliners, airline, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airplane, seat change, seat changes, problem child, problem children, air hostess, air stewardess, flight, flights, family life, family-life, families, children, unruly children, airplanes, flight attendants, changing seats, get away from
'I'm not so sure I'm a problem child. Maybe you're a problem parent.'
"Bobby's not learning anything and he's very disruptive in class, but his self-esteem is in great shape!"
Tags:parent, parents, teacher, teachers, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, disrupt, disrupts, disruptive, disruptiveness, problem child, problem children, difficult student, difficult students, bad student, bad students, arrogant, arrogance, learn nothing, learning nothing, bad attitude, bad attitudes
Parents dropping kid off at obedience school, instead of dog.
"We gotta go to Washington. Dad says if you're a problem, they'll throw money at you!"
'-are you sure your mother didn't write this?'
'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'
'It's a restraining order from my teacher.'
'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'
Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables
"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"
Tags:education, school, teacher, student, parent teacher conference, in trouble, bad student, middle school, elementary school, parents, parental frustration, problem child, principal, guidance counselor, parents' night, parents' nights, teacher-parent conference, teacher-parent conferences, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, student, students, pupil, pupils, classroom, classrooms
"Here's the deal, Santa. I get the stuff I want and you get the list of the good kids back."
Tags:santa, santa claus, christmas, chrtistmas time, xmas, holiday season, christmas presents, christmas gifts, folklore, tradition, kid, kids, child, bad child, problem child, challenge, children, gift, want, demand, present, good, bad, blackmail, threat, delinquent, bad kid, extortion, clandestine meeting, pressure, criminal, victimize, bad boy, victim, perpetrator, perp, difficulty, conundrum, coercion, squeeze, shakedown, problem, bully, brat, trouble, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, blackmailer, blackmailers, deal, trade, negotiate, negotiation, negotiator, negotiators, negotiations, bargain, bargains, agreement, agreements