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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
"O.K. That's my list. You got anything on your list?"
"This means so much more to me because it's from my peers.''
"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"
"Another flue shot, Larry.
"I stopped to smell the roses which just happened to be in a tavern.''
"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."
'He's a problem drinker. . . he never buys a round.'
'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'