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"You can't simply throw money at a problem; it has to be someone else's money."
"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"
"This is a problem."
"At least we no longer have that giant fly problem."
"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."
"We can't always wing it with quick fix solutions. We need an effective long term miracle."
'If elected, I promise to give the appearance of problem solving.'
"I realized how much time I was wasting chewing my cud, so to get more free time, I bought myself a blender..."
"When you're trying to solve a problem it helps if you know the answer."
'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'
"Why didn't someone think of this before now?"
"This company has lots of problems that need solving. That'll be your job."
"Sure Dad, pigs can't fly, but to be precise, can't fly unaided! There are always planes, helicopters, gliders and hot air balloons to consider..."
Problem Solving at the Urinal
"Yes, you do carry a lot of keys. Maybe if I cut you a few copies on lighter weight blanks."
"There's always more than one solution to a given problem."
Problem Solving Dept: Debacles and Fiascos