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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.
"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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"Although it may be a simple procedure, keep in mind that it comes with the risk of being billed for a major operation."
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'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'
'Your proposal is innovative but I'm afraid I can't use it. I'm comfortable with the current failing procedures.'
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."
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'The monitors all show that you're dead... but to be sure, we'll need to run some more tests.'
'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'
"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."
'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'
'How do you want to remove the tooth?'
The Experimental Procedure
'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'
"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."
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"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."
'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!
'Look, the herd instinct has gotten us this far - why do we need parliamentary procedure now?
How not to dock a houseboat.
"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."
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Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day
Tied up in red tape.
'£60 for pulling a tooth. Isn't that a bit much?' - 'Yes, but your yelling chased away some of our clients.'
'I think the gastric band was supposed to be in your stomach.'
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