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"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'
At the Court House Cafeteria the Special of the Day is 'Due Processed Cheese Sandwich with Plea Bargaining Chips.'
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
Fake mouse trapped by an artificial cheese product.
'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'