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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
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'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
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A dozen predictions for foods of the future.
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'Tell us that really scary story again...the one about how they make chicken nuggets!'
Factory Second Food
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"It doesn't have a damn thing to do with political correctness, pal. I'm a sausage,and that guy's a wienie."
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"He works in our processed foods division."
"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."
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'Do you remember when food had food in it?'
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'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'
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'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'
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'What's in the packet?'
"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"
'Entering Chinatown: Today the danger of M.S.G. is high.'
Ready meals with honest labelling.
'The good old days of unprocessed food'
The four stages of comprehensive food labelling
"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."
"It's an unpretentious little eatery..."
"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"
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Processed foods, unprocessed foods.
'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...