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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
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'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
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'Tell us that really scary story again...the one about how they make chicken nuggets!'
Factory Second Food
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'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'
"It doesn't have a damn thing to do with political correctness, pal. I'm a sausage,and that guy's a wienie."
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"He works in our processed foods division."
'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'
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'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'
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'What's in the packet?'
'Do you remember when food had food in it?'
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'Entering Chinatown: Today the danger of M.S.G. is high.'
'The good old days of unprocessed food'
Processed foods, unprocessed foods.
'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'
We're calling it 'Ma Wilsons home baked steak and kidney pie' Try too eat less processed food.
'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'
'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'
'Add more vegetables. Man does not live by additives alone.'
'What, you want less, Master Oliver?'
"What happened to the days when I could stop by a farmer's market on my way home?"