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"Oscar Meyer or Hormel?"
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, brand, brands, meat, processed meat, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, preference, preferences, preferred, choice, choices, decision, decisions, choosing, deciding, modern life
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
Tags:pizza, pizzas, health food, healthy foods, healthy eating, processed food, processed foods, pepperoni, processed meat, processed meats, refined flour, processed cheese, health-conscious, health-consciousness, teacher, teachers, teaching, story, stories, story time, foods to avoid, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, indoctrination, liberal, liberals
'Tell us that really scary story again...the one about how they make chicken nuggets!'
The Cancer Risk of Processed Meat
"What do you have that won't kill me?"
"This is the best news I've read in a long time."
Romania bans the riding of bicycles on all roads.
'Darling where are you getting the burgers from these days?'
"Surprise...! I made you a nice breakfast of bacon, ham, and sausage..."
"I don't even like bacon that much, but eat a lot of it to impress chicks."
Tags:cancer risk, cancer risks, food scare, food scares, bacon, processed meat, processed meats, red meat, red meats, risk taker, risk takers, risk taking, bacon sandwich, bacon sandwiches, cancer, cancers, good impression, good impressions, bravo, macho male, macho males, macho men, macho men, courage, brave, bravery
"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"
Tags:processed meat, processed meats, red meat, red meats, beef, bacon, cancer risk, cancer risks, food scare, food scares, cancer, cancers, who, world health organization, cancer scare, cancer scares, medical discovery, medical discoveries, smoke, smoking, cure, cigarettes, cigarette, cigars, cigar, food scare, food scares
Truth in hotdog advertising: Meat bi-products in a tube: 'I feel naked without my bun!'
'I've had that dream again about going on a journey - but my breasts and thighs are going to different places.'
'Most people are worried about this - According to a Gallup pole.'
Thoroughbred Burger Meat
'I'm sure there's horse meat in these burgers...They're giving me the trots!'
'Your husband ate food contaminated with horse meat...But he's in a stable condition.'
'I ate food contaminated with horse meat and it's made me feel a bit giddy...up...giddy...up...'
'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'
'Give me some sausages, I want to end it all.'
'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'
'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'
"Processed food was his undoing. He was eating a salad sandwich in the warehouse, when a pallet of pork pies fell on him!"