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A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
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"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."
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Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.
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Creation: The True Story
"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
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"I make sure I spend six hours a day in front of my typewriter whether I have any ideas or not."
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"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
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"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."
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Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.
Tags:lunch break, lunch breaks, skive, skives, skiving, worry, worries, worrying, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, worker, workers, daily grind, daily grinds, office drone, office drones, drone, drones, impatient, impatience, inbox, inboxes, outbox, outboxes, put off, puts off, putting off, listless, depressed, depression, workday, workdays, average day, average days, everyday, office worker, office workers, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs
"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"
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"I love never finishing our dissertations together."
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"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
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"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."
'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month. . .'
Modern art: I call it Procrastination.
'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'
Will dick around on the internet all day for food.
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Common Workplace Doodles
Procrastination is not tax deductible.
"I'm behind on my carrots."
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'Did you know if you turn a calculator upside-down you can write 'boobs'?'