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"I can't imagine bringing a child into the current art world."
'The court sentences you to be removed from the gene pool.'
"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."
'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'
"I guess we never should've put Ned and Betty in there together."
"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"