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"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."
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The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...
P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis
'I told you not to put our easter bunny costumes in the closet together.'
'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'
"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."
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"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why â�¦ after the break!"
"Well, it looks like I'm going."
"Look, we're an endangered species: It doesn't help if you're too shy to ask me out..."
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A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.
"I can't believe we got on the ark, Fred!"
"Total waste of time. It took ages to round them all up, then after Noah set sail, we discovered that every single one of them was male..."
'Hi! I'm Michele Bachmann! I have 5 kids!'
'How come in nature, the male is usually the pretty one?'
'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'
'We can operate of course, risking the Alien's wrath; or we simply allow it to lay its eggs and move on.'
The consequences of the old in and out...
"I guess we never should've put Ned and Betty in there together."
"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg..."
"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I think our way is more elegant!"
"That's where the love happens."
"Hey! Get a womb."
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