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"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'
"And no more thongs for you this summer."
"Your prostate's fine, Mr. Ridley - now I want our pin..."
"Will you pull your stupid pants up? This is a RETINAL scanner you idiot."
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Proctology Clinic 'The Endoscope is Near.'
Dentist - Optometrist - Proctologist
I hate it when my proctologist is a big sports fan.
Hind Site. (Sign: Future Home of Endsley Proctology).
Proctologists on Thanksgiving
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"Try to relax..."
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"I wish my hemorrhoid would shrink."
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'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'
"Airport security is really getting tough."
"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."
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'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'
'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'
"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'
Bigfoot's Proctologist: Dr. Bighand.
'I understand you're upset with the insurance company. While my concern is your bottom, their concern is the bottom line.'
'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'
'When I boasted that I was operating a crack house, it was only a little proctologist humor!'