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"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'
Easter Bunny at the proctologist
Bovine Proctology Graduation
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"And no more thongs for you this summer."
"Your prostate's fine, Mr. Ridley - now I want our pin..."
"Will you pull your stupid pants up? This is a RETINAL scanner you idiot."
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Proctology Clinic 'The Endoscope is Near.'
Dentist - Optometrist - Proctologist
I hate it when my proctologist is a big sports fan.
Philosophy Class for Proctology Students
Hind Site. (Sign: Future Home of Endsley Proctology).
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"Try to relax..."
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"I wish my hemorrhoid would shrink."
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'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'
"Airport security is really getting tough."
"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."
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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'
"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"
'I understand you're upset with the insurance company. While my concern is your bottom, their concern is the bottom line.'
Bigfoot's Proctologist: Dr. Bighand.
'When I boasted that I was operating a crack house, it was only a little proctologist humor!'