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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
Tags:kohlrabi, gene, genes, gmo, gmos, g.m.o., g.m.o.s, genetic modification, genetically modified, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, plant, plants, botanist, botanists, botany, organic, organic vegetable, organic vegetables, vegetable, vegetables, produce, human gene, human genes, clone, clones, cloning, biology, biological
"Do you have these apples in green?"
Tags:apple, apples, fruit, fruit seller, fruit sellers, fruit stand, fruit stands, produce, preference, preferences, entitled, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, green apple, green apples, red apple, red apples, preference, preferences, grocery, groceries, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, upper class, upper classes, request, requests
Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
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"I had a productive week."
Tags:how was your, week, productive, productivity, productively, produce, produced, creative, creatively, create, creation, creationism, creationist, religion, religions, religious, god, gods, godly, in the beginning, beginning, christian, christians, christianity, work, working week, work week, long week, husband, husbands, universe, universes, world, worlds, productivity culture
Tags:inca, incas, incan, maya, mayas, mayan, gods, god, script, scripts, scripted, temple, temples, ancient temple, ancient temples, ancient ritual, ancient rituals, ritual, rituals, ceremony, ceremonies, ceremonial, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, crowd, crowds, history, historical, ancient culture, ancient cultures, production, produce, producer, producers, writer, writers, writing, script writer, overproduced, overproduce, showboat, showboating, criticism, critique, critiques, review, reviews, announcement, announcements
Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy
Tags:masters, masters degree, masters degrees, college degree, college degrees, university, university degree, university degrees, overeducated, philosophy, philosophy major, philosophy majors, philosopher, philosophers, produce, egghead, eggheads, farmer, farmers, farming, useless degree, useless degrees, worthless degree, worthless degrees
"You've just raided your last patch!"
Tags:animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding
At the hotdog factory.
The Scenic Route
Tags:billboard, bill board, bill-board, sign, signs, signage, poster, posters, flier, fliers, flyer, flyers, leaflet, leaflets, farm, farming, farmers, farmer, farms, rural, rural life, country side, countryside, life in the country, country living, spinach, cabbage, turnip, turnips, cabbages, produce, fresh produce, consumerism, consumer, consumerist, modern, modern life, capitalism, scenic, scenic route, eyesore, eye sore, eye-sore, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertise, advertises, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, post no bills, environmental, environment, nature, natural landscape
A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.
Anger Production. Anger Management
The many moods of produce
'You don't use chemicals, do you?'
"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."
Tags:smack talk, talking smack, trash talk, talking trash, girl talk, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, men, man, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, rotten, dump, dumped, breakup, breakups, break up, broke up, broken up, vent, venting, complaining, complain, complaint, complaints, fruit, produce, fruits, papaya, papayas
Farmer's Black Market.
'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.'
'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '
"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."
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'You get paid for what you produce at work not what you produce at home.'
"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."
'That's not what I meant when I ordered a product recall.'