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"We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing."
"Dammit, when will you research people learn that we're running a business here?"
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Cowboy Market Research
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'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'
'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'
"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."
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Tissue factory: 'Forget about softness. Tests show we could triple sales if we add pepper.'
'That's not what I meant when I ordered a product recall.'
Boss about employee: 'He has a spark of genius, but he also has ignition problems.'
Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'
Product development says it's based on the latest technology.
'It has everything... I love it!'
"Our new idea is really big."
"Surely, somewhere, there's a horse capable of developing a hoof sensitive keypad..."
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'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'
"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."
The blow dryer needed more testing.
Research...Potential Application and Marketing...Development
'These have been selling really well. Have the folks in product development add a dash more built-in obsolescence.'
Advertising campaign before product development
'The quality controller has tested our latest product - he'll be out of the hospital in a few weeks...'
"The improvement is the higher price."
"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."
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'Our product development department thinks this will help the board better identify with our product users.'
'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'