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'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'
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No one liked working the red-eye shift.
The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
"To be honest, the hardest part was the ISO certification."
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"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."
"Stop beating a dead horse ??" we're getting too many air bubbles."
Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.
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"I'm willing to rehire you, if you drop the lawsuit. If that sounds good, blink twice."
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'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'
Product testing laboratory worker breaks.
'Eddie, thanks for being so understanding about our break-up. So whatcha doin' there? A little product testing?'
Acme Cheese Slicers: Product Testing. "Okay, guys, management says we're falling behind, and...WHOA! Who cut the cheese?"
Product Testing Department
"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"
Testing dog whistles.
'Er, Jim have you seen my Wallet? I think I might have put it down somewhere?'
"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"
'Oh no! Research and development are on a test run.'
'It's been fully tested to withstand lawsuits.'
Rust test in progress.
They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.
Another thing men are good for: testing safety glass.
'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'
Organic Shampoo: Tested on Broccoli
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