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Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,
Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets
'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'
Useless Eraser Inspector
Fruit Cake Production Line.
A production line adds condiments to cars
"257 days without an on the job shooting."
'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'
"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."
'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'
"Great. Looks like he's ready to roll out another new product."
"And why didn't you issue a recall despite overwhelming evidence that it made your middle-aged male customers just look old and sad?"
At the baby oil factory.
The Chrysler Buildinger
"What are you watching?"
"I'm sorry you can't speak with her, the poor soul never gets out of the kitchen."
"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"
Henry Ford sculptures
"My mistake was buying shares in the company. I now worry about the lousy work I turn out."
'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'
'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'
'Er, Jim have you seen my Wallet? I think I might have put it down somewhere?'
Research - Government Interference - Production